The Synergistic Pen

Ok, so, in the last 2 weeks, I've been out of the country, under the weather, and over the hill... lots of thoughts rambled through my mind during this time... and in one short burst (sort of like ejaculation)... here it is...well the stuff that won't get me arrested...

random thought #1: People in the Caribbean are so totally cool. I think I'm gonna pick an island and move... soon.
random thought #2: People in the Caribbean love Obama not because he's black, but because he's intelligent,capable, and represents US... why don't we see it that way?
random thought #3: Never take a cruise during a full moon; it rains more than you'd want it to...
random thought #4: San Juan needs more rain shelters.
random thought #5: Air Conditioning and wet clothing don't mix.
random thought #6: Is that snow on the ground at O'Hare? Nooooooooooooooooooooo! (sniff)
random thought #7: It feels good to show off your tan at work. Just smile and keep walking.
random thought #8 My students missed me! They really missed me!
random thought #9: Viruses can't be cured, they must run their course (repeat three times as you swallow the nyquil)
random thought #10: Nyquil haze is .... wait, where am I again?
random thought #11 Yes, Virginia,I am older than I look....thanks
random thought #12 Damn, I'm old... damn damn damn
random thought #13 Birthdays are for children (takes a bite of ice cream birthday cake and smiles)
random thought #14 My nest is almost empty... oh god...
random thought #15 Maybe next fall, we'll go to Hawaii
random thought #16 What do I bitch about now that the campaign season is over?
random thought #17 wait, is thanksgiving NEXT week?!?
random thought #18 I just spent $23.50 to fill my gas tank; I need to celebrate that.
random thought #19 I need a hair cut.
random thought #20 I need to write.
random thought #21 I need a vacation... wait I just took one...
random thought #22 help....